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705: Do You Remember the Phone Number of the Guy Who Sucked Cocks?
Episode 705: Welcome to the morning show! We start off with useless animal trivia. Is Jonathan the tortoise alive? Hippos in Columbia. Debating Antarctica. How far did Morse Code travel? Local reporter Marty Griffin regarding a youth curfew in Market Square. What is wrong with teens now and them not being afraid of cops? Andrew…
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704: Dear Diarrhea-ry
Episode 704: Andrew wants to rub the golden tee ball. Brett thinks he can outsmart YouTube’s censorship. Gabriella (with one L) has a book about gathering to share. We learn about “traipsing”. Asking AI about Brett’s narcissism. Andrew’s neighbor gets a visit from the FBI. Puke has a pissnalysis jug from the doctor. Andrew starts…
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703: The Creaming
Episode 703: We went to explore dahntahn Pittsburgh to see the NFL Draft construction but only found schizos on the subway and a silly goose Useless Animal Trivia game. Guess the 90’s movies with only 3 second clips. New movie suggestions. What is “funeral mac & cheese”? Andrew had to poop for 8 hours. Brett…
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702: Do Your Homework While I Beat-Off
Episode 702: Why does Andrew hate space? Will he support Terra in the upcoming Martian asteroid war? Bryan farts to assert dominance; Brett is a mysterious piss-ninja. Andrew has proof Tim Pool is following and copying our show! Andrew loves to argue about everything, even dinner plates. Fourter. Fake grass. Modern vs. antiquity intelligence levels.…
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701: Have You Ever Tried to Chew Through a Snake?
Episode 701: Can you name the colors of noise? Cyber booger. Discussing the color of the year (no racism!). Puke gets pranked by Andrew’s old prank but it turns out he pranked himself. It’s spring in PA and that means Puke is in full groundhog war mode. Our youngest President. Farm footage is too distracting…
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700: Urinal ‘Lotta Trouble
Episode 700: Seven Hundred Episodes! Should we change the name at 800 episodes? We realize we are getting old and want to upload our brains to the robots. PGH political drama! Brett dreams of fields and Shoeless Joes. Puke learns a new slur! Naming NFL quarterbacks game. Memories of driving with an angry Dad. Urinal…
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699: Whatever Your Brain Is Telling You Ignore It and Listen To Me
Episode 699: Gabriela can’t decide what to do with a t-shirt. A robot rips Andrew’s pants. The Pittsburgh Center for Creative Reuse. It’s just junk. Puke can’t remember Memento or Magnolia. Teaching Gabriela what wheel studs and lug-nuts are. She accuses Andrew and Puke of breaking them. None of us have paid for a haircut…
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698: They See a Dolphin and They Say “Oh! I Bet I Could Fuck That If It Had Tits.”
Episode 698: We just survived a crazy windstorm in Western PA. Andrew lost a tree, Puke lost shingles, and Brett lives in an apartment. How are storms measured? Comparing river scenes in Anaconda and Congo. Do snakes have thoughts? What are the Tennessee Volunteer Slave Catchers? Can Brett get a Jappalachia hat? Brett thinks Japanese…
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697: I Thought This Was An Island Where You Could Fuck Lemurs
Episode 697: Never trust Vicky. Driving a truck taught Andrew how to sleep. Arguing over Sci-Fi CGI and how Andrew thinks that is the same as AI. Babylon 5, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, The Night Agent, His & Hers, and Doogie Howser. Puke can’t remember these new, hip Gen-Z names. AI video of…
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696: Tuna Today
Episode 696: Bryan has changed his ways and is trying to improve his life. Andrew ruins the show intro for a quaternary time. Dumb things we did when young and drunk. Pink Whitney. Brett prevents Gabriela from microwaving fish in Puke’s house. Brett insists we play the whole, hour long PCL #231 for Bryan. Marty…
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695: Trough of Despair
Episode 695: How fast is the ISS traveling? By what factor is it calculated? Is parallax for pooping or a method of measurement? Andrew learns hydronics so he can heat his floor before he shoots a wolf in the face with rock-salt. A PGH bus runs over another student. Andrew and Brett brave Winter Storm…
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694: What Rhymes With Truck?
Episode 694: Bryan has a brain-rot addiction and Andrew can’t see it. Is Mr. Bean dating Mia Khalifa? Is AI going to ruin celebrity gossip? Andrew learns that fire and dry leaves next to his house don’t mix. Playing with fire is great childhood fun! Our evil gov’t wants kill-switches in our cars. Which is…
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693: The 1st 10 Year Old to Show Up With a Handful of Jizz
Recording Date – 16 / Jan / 2026 The Gang – Andrew & Puke & Brett Intro Song – “Ballare” by Off Beat “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio Break Song – “Paradise Warfare” by Off Beat “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio Outro Song – “Midnight Crush” by Muxa “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio Guest – XXXXX ~~~ www.…
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692: Depths of Pleasure
Episode 692: Is the dentist a scam? Can black people get Downs Syndrome? The new PGH airport. Email anxiety. Did C3PO or R2D2 fly? Andrew gets groped every time as TSA Clear but finds a hack for free first-class upgrades. Tucson miniature museum and airplane graveyard. Are bison gross? Learning about Zernike Polynomials. Brett adds…
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691: Andrew’s Perfect Evening
Episode 691: Happy New Year! Holiday stories of farting in cars, dealing with family, goats eating cars, and buying bags of dicks. Andrew tried 2 new foods! Puke gets Christmas glittered. The long arduous tale of a snowy New Years day: Miscommunication / Slippy roads / Frustration / Arena doors / Confusion / Which parking…
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690: Cool Little Gooberino
Episode 690: Merrrrry Christmas! Throw the Festivus fruitcake! A ski holiday at Seven Springs , PA. Mrs. Doubtfire. Pittsburgh is falling apart due to typical Democrat retardation. The Hill District. What is a Marimba? Throat singing. A life-time supply of socks after stepping in dog piss. Bed mouse. Andrew is buying a crosskart.
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689: Young Cold Boner In a Burger King Parking Lot
Episode 689: Bryan returns to be immediately bored by Brett and Andrew arguing over John Malkovich vs Jeff Goldblum vs Keanu Reeves. Is Nick Fuentes a distraction? The ridiculous Instagram Reels Bryan and Brett watch. Some super boring math problem. Does Brett have IBS? Gibbons are actually pretty cool animals. Searching the drops archive because…
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688: This Cat Refuses to Eat Until We Play the Piano
Episode 688: A woman in Keene, NH is pissing on produce. Do we know her? Ford Taurus SHO. Can Gabriela speak with a Spanish accent? Brett rants; was the wicked witch actually the good witch of OZ? Idioms. We play with puzzles Puke’s Mom bought us for 30 minutes! AI is the new astrology for…
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687: I Need To Crowdsource An Ass Problem
Episode 687: Was there good gravy this Thanksgiving? What is umami? What is a goblerito? Brett outsources an ass problem. Puke has Root Beer pee. Andrew is due for his own health problems. The promise of the in-home trash compactor. Do you fear putting liquids in the trash? We fail a US capital city geography…
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686: Visual AIDs
Episode 686: Zonkey sighting! Brett tries to pronounce the name of a NY town that Andrew bought a hat for Puke in. How do you get a boat over a mountain? Andrew argues that Brett didn’t see a good comedy show. Driving with your significant other and being subjected to their retarded audio books. Will…
