Author: Puke

Episode 543: Ear-Rape and the Gang. Puke has many tales of woe regarding his house projects. Brett has too much trash. Oriental Stranded Bored. Andrew will autocross his rebuilt Miata. The Queen of England died. But even more tragic, Butler, PA legend Paul Gaudino also died. Where do fingernail clippings go?

Episode 542: Can you hear numbers in notes? No, you can’t. The cricket was found. Invisible tuna is in the house. Andrew goes to the Poconos, then Connecticut for a 12 hour endurance race. Did he win? Did he crash? Did he pee?

Episode 541: Danny & Alice are here to ruin PGH for Andrew. Brett touches Steven Tyler’s scarf. Pronouns. Narcissism. Externalizing the solution. Andrew helps an annoying hobo lady. The Gipper! The new Pinocchio movie with Tom Hanks. Corn. Boxed lasagna. DALL-E AI art generator.

Episode 540: Brett went the worst places from his younger years in Vermont. A pallet of cigarettes. Ayn Rand novels. Puke has his worst number SNAFU. What makes stickers possible? The groundhog shadow knows. Chad vs Brad. Puke leaves work. Brett eats nachos. Andrew over-napped and had a dream.

Episode 539: We realize that we’ve become a prop-show. Puke buys too many airsoft guns. You have to shoot your friends. Producers and consumers. The Classic South Carolina Sunset. Pirates. Bubble tea. Angel or Devil food cake? A two story Taco Bell.

Episode 538: We get called “city folk” in a dive bar. Glitter liquor. Naked Ninja Warrior. Gold prospecting. How revolvers work. Don’t shoot at the neighbors! What makes an actress attractive? How much money to eat poop? Did you get the vaccine? Eating bugs.

Episode 537: Eleven years! Why can’t vegans eat eggs? What is brunch? Zzzquil. Andrew dreams of roller-coasters. Movie trailers for Toys, Speed, and The Dark Knight. Andrew has his own groundhog encounter. Granules. Lego.

Episode 536: We get a surprise gift from an old man! Our hard-drive is full. Andrew doesn’t have to be vaccinated when his family needs something from him. Midnight seltzer. Every animal in North America is attacking Puke’s house. The joy of bug zappers. Pittsburgh’s most famous 80’s rocker was at a cigar bar.

Episode 535: Do you like cacophony? We bring the cacophony. Surprises are revealed throughout the show that bring great delight to us, and probably misery to you. Toys, delta 8, instruments, Danny needs a speech. What is alcohol? The homeless invading PGH, kill the rich, bosses, John Titor, and much more!

Episode 534: Poo-Man’s podcast war. An animal identification test. Should we open a Portmanschool? Being asked about vax status. Andrew’s stair autism. A boat ride disaster. Puke leaves a boat like George Costanza. Snake battle. Flowers in the bathroom.

Episode 533: Abortion debate! Who is the Fresh Prince? Puke is gonna start prepping for the economic collapse. BEANS! Gaylords. For no reason, the luckiest moments in sports! Andrew disagrees with Puke tipping a pizza shop. We went to Nitro Circus to see crazies do flips. Andy Warhol eats a burger. What is the longest…

Episode 532: We started drinking 6 hours before the show. Apologies to those that can hear. Father’s Day BBQ. Andrew’s nearly 3000 mile Miata cruise through the Smoky Mountains. Puke sands his deck off.

Episode 531: Sausage problems and pickle jars. The Offer. Kinds of pies. Foxes eating eggs. Puke destroys his deck. Andrew in Denver, the worst place of the future. Puke’s work mask defiance. Giant Eagle grocery stores can fuck right off. Gun vs Car debate.

Episode 530: Brett calls his brother. Puke battles the birds. When should you unwind? AMBER ALERT! Headphones. Why is Andrew a grey mannequin? Dinner with Andre predicts the future. Where is the midwest? Bad meat debate.

Episode 529: Brett is back from Florida and Texas. Which is the best state? Texas history, culture, weather, and sites. Puke researches African countries and Mauritius Island in the Indian Ocean. How many Colorado Rivers are there? Sick on the sidewalk. The fridge is dying so Puke drilled holes in it. Raging Bull and other…

Episode 528: Andrew and Puke played ping-pong and got drunk before starting the show. We apologize to those that can hear. Mothers, Joe Pera, Razorbacks game call, a loud man. Which hockey player does Andrew look like? Donkey Xote, Anaconda, a real snake, riding mower pride, lightning. Puke gets angry at dust, Andrew nearly dies…

Episode 527: Let’s buy hearing aids and sunglasses. Where did the best whites come from? Pittsburgh ABNB shooting. Are the cops to blame? Crypto and stocks crash. New backpack for few underwear. TIME magazines from the (alleged) moon landing.

Episode 526: We’re back from Ohio! And Portugal. We see a super-rare Miata and Andrew’s new engine. A visit to depressing New Kensington, PA. Pronouns. Driving like it’s 1997. COVID test disaster. Joe Pera. Mask free flying. When did Andrew poop?

Episode 525: Have you ever wanted a Portmansheau musical? No? Too bad! We have a delightful new game of randomly singing our stories now. Hence the name of this episode. Groundhog war, baby squirrels, curly fries, fantasy stripping, Andrew Huberman, Mike Tyson, Anaconda, LS400.

Episode 524: Nick Pecone reveals the world of black women’s hair via a Chris Rock documentary that no one has talked about post “slap”. Andrew doesn’t get his phone fixed. Elon Musk isn’t a good-guy. Spotify is garbage. What is a tapestry? GI distress. Nostril distress.