Portmansheau

Podcast: Portmansheau

  • 573: Escape from LA-dy

    573: Escape from LA-dy

    Episode 573: A new era, a new studio, and new houses. Puke battles the endless groundhogs. Brett fights awful traffic. Andrew rants about a lefty on Tim Pool. Steven Seagal can’t run. But who is the best running actor? Further talk about dealing with animal invaders. Arguments over AI, good or bad. Brett thinks the…

  • 572: I’ve Had Gifts Before and Days Are Not That

    572: I’ve Had Gifts Before and Days Are Not That

    Episode 572: Brett observes a hobo at the co-op. Is it spat or spate? Andrew wants to know more about Tik-Tok. We try to guess the movie Brett watched. Andrew tells the “atomic” wing sauce story. Puke has an AI generated surprise for the show. Andrew is back from his Europe trip and knows now…

  • 571: Perogies Disease

    571: Perogies Disease

    Episode 571: Andrew is back in Germany for the train rides so Puke is joined by Brett and Gabriela to discuss finding a new house to rent, getting a tire fixed in the bad part of town, and Tucker Carlson’s thoughts on aliens. Sesame laws, iced tea beer, the C19 emergency has officially ended, puppets,…

  • 570: Sitting Alone In the Dugout Sucking

    570: Sitting Alone In the Dugout Sucking

    Episode 570: Andrew buys extra slippies. Robes, wash or don’t wash? Shitty Slicker vs. Toilet Shirt. Reviewing trailers of all of the baseball movies ever made before 9/11. Are they trying to make a Trans Floyd? Will AI be the end of humanity? Pittsburgh’s bad neighborhoods. Serenity now! What year were all of these movies…

  • 569: I Gotta Get My Nuggets Out

    569: I Gotta Get My Nuggets Out

    Episode 569: Brett is missing snacks. Do goats make yogurt? What to do with an echoey fart. Andrew meets the butcher of his village. Tea beer. Quiche. Trailer reviews of “Jackass Forever”, “Big Trouble”, and “Minx”. Andrew discovers the secret to the cold plunge. Is this the dining room?

  • 406: I Should Be a T-Man

    406: I Should Be a T-Man

    Episode 406: First episode from our new studio filled with our old stuff. Brett is traveling from NH and has to pee. We recap Xmas and NYE adventures. There are several near-death experiences. We decide to delete the Facebook Page. Fridge alarms, door mastery, Star Wars, Uber driver dinner, and the betrayal of tea.

  • 405: I’m Not Jewish Enough for This: A Christmas Special

    405: I’m Not Jewish Enough for This: A Christmas Special

    Episode 405: Get into the Christmas spirit you brain damaged misanthrope. Andrew’s no-prep lifestyle backfires but he finds his bunny butt. Brett wants a female co-host from Tinder or PornHub. We also discuss terrible malls, gas station coffee dispensers, a package from a listener, Christmas lights, portion control, and learn that the shortest day of…

  • 404: Beet salad, Goat’s Milk Feta Cheese, Candied Walnuts, Golden Raisins, Citrus Vinaigrette

    404: Beet salad, Goat’s Milk Feta Cheese, Candied Walnuts, Golden Raisins, Citrus Vinaigrette

    Episode 404: Let’s get into the Xmas spirit ya’ kike! Brett gets Big-Time Baseball. Andrew eats restaurant ham. Hard nipple peecret surprises around a salt-lick. The saga of Andrew’s mother at dinner. Puke pays off his credit cards and needs a job. Andrew reveals his porn watching habits of shame.

  • 403: Culture of Eggsellence

    403: Culture of Eggsellence

    Episode 403: Egg seltzer adventures. Grocery store adventures. Podcast description adventures. Toothbrush adventures. Theft adventures. Movie adventures.

  • 402: Wait, NO. Start at the Beginning!

    402: Wait, NO. Start at the Beginning!

    Episode 402: Nick is in town for a Thanksgiving 5K he didn’t know about. We all do our own thing for thanksgiving and then tell our stories in the most drawn out fashion in order to annoy Nick. Poker is played poorly. Andrew isn’t in charge. Brett is becoming the lone wolf. Puke has to…

  • 401: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Banana!

    401: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Banana!

    Episode 401: What podcast is this? Andrew is worried about his OCD counting & gets a MCT oil cleanse. Puke reveals his inner voices, loses his job, & discusses the Cybertruck. Brett goes to a doctor, creates a new shaving device, & gets onto the silver screen with Mr. Rogers.

  • PATG400: The Death of Puke and the Gang

    PATG400: The Death of Puke and the Gang

    Episode 400!!! We reveal the new name and logo of the show. Andrew reads the bible in Horse Vagina. Is Con Air a good movie? Brett impersonate Jordan Peterson. Puke gets to see director Kevin Smith. The real out of town ‘geist.

  • PATG399: French Clam Digger

    PATG399: French Clam Digger

    Episode 399: Challenges of rebranding the show and deciding on a logo. Bus rants and final bus solutions. Zen garden dreams. The need to travel. John Cusack movies.

  • PATG398: Self Mixing Nuts

    PATG398: Self Mixing Nuts

    Episode 398: THREE HOURS of podcast rules, Ukrainian candy, new houses, Tinder blacks, beakers, yoga interruptions, 1995 enclaves, halloween party dickheads, woodworking, endless nuts, and Zuckerberg congressional testimony.

  • PATG397: Shoes On, Dick Out

    PATG397: Shoes On, Dick Out

    Episode 397: We want to define our culture of excellence and toilet humor. Andrew smashes eggs and spiders with his left hand. Puke offends the down syndros and invents super personas. Brett wants to count everything and put those numbers on a shirt.

  • PATG396: These Shitty Whites

    PATG396: These Shitty Whites

    Episode 396: Andrew gets out of automotive purgatory. Puke buys a knife. Brett saves what’s left of his gym notebook. Then we discuss the depressing onslaught of shitty, lefty whites constantly trying to start a race war.

  • PATG395: Atreyu from Karate Kid

    PATG395: Atreyu from Karate Kid

    Episode 395: Puke and Andrew learn about their religious childhoods while Brett learns about gnomes. 90’s movie trailers, seder dinner, a trip to South Carolina, Pirates baseball, and the best Miata in the US. Then we rip into teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg.

  • PATG394: Skatermelon

    PATG394: Skatermelon

    Episode 394: More portmanteaus than a 90’s ska band! Puke punches his finances in the dick. Brett gets a watermelon from his car. Andrew is a bar grandpa. Sex in socks, long toenails, beaker, and ska music documentary.

  • PATG393: Double Teaming a Water Snake

    PATG393: Double Teaming a Water Snake

    Episode 393: Rising out of the ashes of the rubble of #happiness911 Andrew buys a new car. Brett watches a porn documentary. Puke relives his Army game; murder, fuck, kill.

  • PATG392: The Female Puke and the Gang

    PATG392: The Female Puke and the Gang

    Episode 392: Andrew is the old man at the bar, then pukes. Brett watches Star Wars cartoons, then pukes. What happens when a blowjob leads to puke?