Author: Nick

Episode Thirty-eight: Spider attack!

Episode Thirty-seven: Our brownest show yet!

Episode Thirty-six: The zombie lord shall rise! And once risen he shall consume all of your chocolate rodent offerings!

Episode Thirty-five: JOHNSTAMOSJOHNSTAMOSJOHNSTAMOS

Episode Thirty-four: YOU CAN LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE®©™Ω IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE US!

Episode Thirty-three: This episode is DYNAMITE! Throw your hands in the air! In the air,air,air,aria,roar,ariakrkrakiarairiamr MURDER RAGE!!!!

Episode Thirty-two: There’s no time for you to smoke that cigarette! We have a racquetball appointment.

Episode Thirty-one: Tune in for tales of religious childhood tragedy, butt-plug hilarity, and ass shaving wonderment.

Episode Thirty: A shit-cloud is headed for the Oscars! Who even cares anymore?

Episode Twenty-nine: Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain. Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies, Come to life and fade away. What care I how time advances; I am drinking ale today.

Episode Twenty-eight: Luthor hates you all, Nick is as critical as ever, Andrew vomits on an Audi, & Puke sings the Tetris theme.

Episode Twenty-seven: “THE BEST PODCAST IN THE UNIVERSE!” (This is not an actual guarantee; please consult a psychologist.)

Episode Twenty-six: We are blessed today to be joined by our glorious leader; he brought pie!

Episode Twenty-five: In which our heroes find some sort of bait inside this jail.

Episode Twenty-four: Cabo Wabo was a bad choice.

Episode Twenty-three: Veiny women horrors, Norwegian robots, Der Schless, and rum shots. Vermin Supreme 2012!

Episode Twenty-two: The Mayans were right! We’re all dead and living in hell!