Portmansheau

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  • 444: Smoker’s Gills

    444: Smoker’s Gills

    Episode 444: Northwest Adventures, part 7. Our trip is over and we have to fly back home. That doesn’t go very well. We hike the Loveland Pass but Puke can’t breathe at 12000 feet. Puke doesn’t get to see a moose. We give our camping gear to a hippy guy. Denver is really flat! This…

  • 443: Squirrelbone Ranch

    443: Squirrelbone Ranch

    Episode 443: Northwest Adventures, part 6. We camp in the car and it sucked. We look at the stars in fear of animal attack. We just touch a corner of Utah, which is gorgeous. Andrew eats a waffle. We pass a crazy place called Skullbone Ranch and try to buy a skull.

  • 442: Yellowstone – It’s Pretty…Unremarkable

    442: Yellowstone – It’s Pretty…Unremarkable

    Episode 442: Northwest Adventures, part 5. We make it to the great Yellowstone National Park! There was a bear! We looked at one smelly hole and then leave. The Grand Tetons are obscured in smoke, so that sucked too. Andrew wants an overlander truck. Puke wants to take photos.

  • 441: Moregon

    441: Moregon

    (PCL Only) Episode 441: Northwest Adventures, part 4. It’s just Andrew & Puke now. Nick was left to hunt rocks with friends in western Oregon. Central Idaho is amazing! There are rivers, canyons, hot springs, and sheriffs. There’s a ghost town! The rest of Idaho was terrible to drive. We made it to Wyoming and…

  • 440: Ignoregon

    440: Ignoregon

    Episode 440: Northwest Adventures, part 3. We’re heading through central Oregon in our rental SUV. We recap Saturday and Sunday with Mike in Tacoma who graciously let us stay at his home overnight. We then drove down the amazing Oregon coast. The sand was very hot, the water very cold. The recording ends as we…

  • 439: Yakkin’ Over Dinner

    439: Yakkin’ Over Dinner

    (PCL Only) Episode 439: Northwest Adventures, part 2. After recording on Mt. Bachelor we drove to Crater Lake Nat. Park. On the way we pass a crazy lava field that created Davis Lake. Everything smells like pine. It’s delightful. Back in Bend we go explore the town and return to grill Yak Burgers from Nick’s…

  • 438: God’s Porch Swing

    438: God’s Porch Swing

    Episode 438: Northwest Adventure, Part 1. We’ve never recorded this high before. From a ski-lift on Mt. Bachelor, Oregon Nick the Yak Man joins us to discuss his home state, the terrible drivers of Oregon, and Yak farming. Then we ate lunch at around 6000 feet up the mountain.

  • PCL214: Free Agent

    PCL214: Free Agent

    PCL214: Puke is a free agent now. This is the end of a ten month saga from being informed to finally being laid-off due to corporate dumb-fuckery.

  • 437: Jen & Berry’s

    437: Jen & Berry’s

    Episode 437: Dalebert and Young Alex join us! We discuss drunken thoughts, toilet paper, how bad Ohio is, conservatives, bee stings, dream pills, the Amish in Florida, and bug full poops.

  • PCL213: Ep437 Drunken Aftermess

    PCL213: Ep437 Drunken Aftermess

    PCL213: This is the pre, mid, and post show drunken ramblings from episode 437.

  • 436: Catatonia

    436: Catatonia

    Episode 436: We get a package of something smelly from a listener. Puke has a family tragedy and get’s wasted. Hot Wheels cars. Oil viscosity. A trip to Cleveland. Andrew bids on a car. Heading out west.

  • 435: Crehatetivity

    Episode 435: The start of our 9th year! To celebrate, Andrew demands Puke stop making show merch because it’s diluting the brand. So Puke makes a Portmansheau face mask just piss him off. Attacked by birds. Manly screwing of caps. Idiotic non-holidays. Going out West. Selling car parts. And more!

  • PCL212: Confronting Death

    PCL212: Confronting Death

    PCL212: Puke’s father doesn’t have much longer to live and he doesn’t know what he should do to help. Andrew’s also has issues with ailing grandparents and worries that he’s the only responsible family member left.

  • 434: DESERT STORM II

    Episode 434: Puke has been working on new merch. designs for the show but keeps getting yelled at by Andrew about how bad they are. Wait times for a concealed carry permit are outrageous. Andrew has a new dating app idea. Impending economic collapse? Puke should join a veteran’s group. Andrew wants to ride the…

  • 433: Such & Fuck Shopping Center

    *Attention: This show is so old it’s in the ARCHIVES now! For exclusive access to the MP3 version of this show, head over to our Patreon page!* Recording Date – 11 / July / 2020 The Gang – Andrew & Puke Intro – “Police & Thieves” by  The Clash ~~~  www. Portmansheau .com  ~~~ +…

  • PCL210: You Know…I Like Cleaning the Maggots

    PCL210: You Know…I Like Cleaning the Maggots

    PCL210: Andrew, Alex Bell, and Drew Sample discuss real estate, finance, and self reliance. Puke is also there for an occasional quip.

  • 432: All the Best Words Are the Worst Words

    Episode 432: Puke has owned a home for one year but still doesn’t understand how AC works. Asshole neighbors and fireworks. A dream about a magical bear. Andrew rants about mandated car safety and how this mentality is ruining people.

  • 431: Curse Words Are No Fun When You Can’t Be All Bigoted All the Time

    431: Curse Words Are No Fun When You Can’t Be All Bigoted All the Time

    Episode 431: The longest conversation about ceiling fans! We discuss how our different mentalities lead to different outcomes in our lives. There are also scary sharp knives, painful gloves, wind-chime sleep-walking, and limoncello seltzer.

  • PCL209: Country Boy Walks Around Without No Socks On

    PCL209: Country Boy Walks Around Without No Socks On

    PCL209: Is Andrew “country enough”?

  • 430: I Won’t Rent Either of You My Car, or My Cereal

    430: I Won’t Rent Either of You My Car, or My Cereal

    Episode 430: What is most disgusting form of pit? Is Alex stealing from stores or exploiting a loop-hole? Puke gets a yard dug up. Alex goes to Austin. Andrew is a no-masked bandit. Pantsed vs dr-pantsed. Go-karts in NY. A bear. Fear of social media. Andrew is involved in a car crash. Visiting the Mothman…