Portmansheau

Podcast: Portmansheau

  • 402: Wait, NO. Start at the Beginning!

    402: Wait, NO. Start at the Beginning!

    Episode 402: Nick is in town for a Thanksgiving 5K he didn’t know about. We all do our own thing for thanksgiving and then tell our stories in the most drawn out fashion in order to annoy Nick. Poker is played poorly. Andrew isn’t in charge. Brett is becoming the lone wolf. Puke has to…

  • 401: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Banana!

    401: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Banana!

    Episode 401: What podcast is this? Andrew is worried about his OCD counting & gets a MCT oil cleanse. Puke reveals his inner voices, loses his job, & discusses the Cybertruck. Brett goes to a doctor, creates a new shaving device, & gets onto the silver screen with Mr. Rogers.

  • PATG400: The Death of Puke and the Gang

    PATG400: The Death of Puke and the Gang

    Episode 400!!! We reveal the new name and logo of the show. Andrew reads the bible in Horse Vagina. Is Con Air a good movie? Brett impersonate Jordan Peterson. Puke gets to see director Kevin Smith. The real out of town ‘geist.

  • PATG399: French Clam Digger

    PATG399: French Clam Digger

    Episode 399: Challenges of rebranding the show and deciding on a logo. Bus rants and final bus solutions. Zen garden dreams. The need to travel. John Cusack movies.

  • PATG398: Self Mixing Nuts

    PATG398: Self Mixing Nuts

    Episode 398: THREE HOURS of podcast rules, Ukrainian candy, new houses, Tinder blacks, beakers, yoga interruptions, 1995 enclaves, halloween party dickheads, woodworking, endless nuts, and Zuckerberg congressional testimony.

  • PATG397: Shoes On, Dick Out

    PATG397: Shoes On, Dick Out

    Episode 397: We want to define our culture of excellence and toilet humor. Andrew smashes eggs and spiders with his left hand. Puke offends the down syndros and invents super personas. Brett wants to count everything and put those numbers on a shirt.

  • PATG396: These Shitty Whites

    PATG396: These Shitty Whites

    Episode 396: Andrew gets out of automotive purgatory. Puke buys a knife. Brett saves what’s left of his gym notebook. Then we discuss the depressing onslaught of shitty, lefty whites constantly trying to start a race war.

  • PATG395: Atreyu from Karate Kid

    PATG395: Atreyu from Karate Kid

    Episode 395: Puke and Andrew learn about their religious childhoods while Brett learns about gnomes. 90’s movie trailers, seder dinner, a trip to South Carolina, Pirates baseball, and the best Miata in the US. Then we rip into teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg.

  • PATG394: Skatermelon

    PATG394: Skatermelon

    Episode 394: More portmanteaus than a 90’s ska band! Puke punches his finances in the dick. Brett gets a watermelon from his car. Andrew is a bar grandpa. Sex in socks, long toenails, beaker, and ska music documentary.

  • PATG393: Double Teaming a Water Snake

    PATG393: Double Teaming a Water Snake

    Episode 393: Rising out of the ashes of the rubble of #happiness911 Andrew buys a new car. Brett watches a porn documentary. Puke relives his Army game; murder, fuck, kill.

  • PATG392: The Female Puke and the Gang

    PATG392: The Female Puke and the Gang

    Episode 392: Andrew is the old man at the bar, then pukes. Brett watches Star Wars cartoons, then pukes. What happens when a blowjob leads to puke?

  • PATG391: A Balloon Filled with Chicken

    PATG391: A Balloon Filled with Chicken

    Episode 391: #KegelsNotBagels. The Frick. Which animal would you punch? Day-Cation. High fives from turtles.

  • PATG390: Nervous In Tents

    PATG390: Nervous In Tents

    Episode 390: #DaddyGang #CoochGobbler #WTFDidAndrewGetInto #AlexBell #WalkForALS #DadJokes #NoButtHoles #NoBluetooth #HappyBirthdayAndrew

  • PATG389: Fucker Cuts

    PATG389: Fucker Cuts

    Episode 389: Brett’s in NH with the bugs. Andrew has a new restaurant concept. Puke reads listener emails.

  • PATG388: Andrew Is My Asshole

    PATG388: Andrew Is My Asshole

    Episode 388: Brett deprives his butt of senses. Andrew wants an E-bike and John Travolta. Puke needs a bookshelf and financial advice. What kind of underwear do we prefer?

  • PATG387: Fucko d-Chao

    PATG387: Fucko d-Chao

    Episode 387: Andrew and Puke join friends at the worst Brazilian steak house then we invent a new ethnic slur. Puke pukes. Brett dreads a family visit. The Irishman trailer review.

  • PATG386: Overwhelmed and Under-wiped

    PATG386: Overwhelmed and Under-wiped

    Episode 386: Remembering Julia. Puke goes to Italy. Andrew goes to NH. Brett goes to a public hot tub.

  • PATG385: EP107 Sept 2013

    PATG385: EP107 Sept 2013

    Episode 385: Ep107, Sept 2013. In remembrance of Julia Miranda. She will be missed.

  • PATG384: Down the Horse Path

    PATG384: Down the Horse Path

    Episode 384: Puke is a…broad? Andrew embraces minimalism by moving all his belongings into increasingly smaller areas. Brett is now doing a lot of horse activities including a nice PEMFing. Larry plans to lift 1400 pounds.

  • PATG383: Dazzle-Me-Andrew

    PATG383: Dazzle-Me-Andrew

    Episode 383: Andrew hates Stanley Kubrick, movies we liked, Puke is now owned by a house, Brett gets nut trauma, jerk aides , and The Jack Stance.